The Allied States of Note to leader is a mammoth, pleasant nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 5.474 billion Note to leaderians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and International Aid. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 22.1%.

The Note to leaderian economy, worth 264 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 48,310 Delta Eagles, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 172,569 per year while the poor average 9,717, a ratio of 17.8 to 1.

Leader spends weekends doing the laundry of foreign leaders, shivering secretaries type letters under torrential downpours in open-roof offices, Leader is too busy listening to praise to get any work done, and immersive video game experiences are interrupted by incessant disclaimer pop-ups. Crime is moderate. Note to leader's national animal is the Kitsune, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Note to leader is ranked 214,309^th in the world and 1,113^th in the Outback for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring 1,013.58 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.